¡Yowza! We’ve reached the point in time where it’s now possible to drag CHEER-ACCIDENT (kicking/screaming) into the realm of “earning a living.” You may commit this violent/abusive act by enlisting in the new “Members” site below, which costs $2, $4, $6, or $10 (your choice, based completely on what you can afford and/or what you choose to afford), and gets you a new/downloadable (highly exclusive) song every month as well as access to rare live video clips, a “Wild Card” segment (this could entail just about anything, so tread carefully), and a fellow named “Phrogclock.” (Payments are made conveniently, in fact downright automatically, via Paypal each month. You won’t feel a thing!)
April (and sometimes they’re snow) showers bring:
—- Phrogclock: Is Comcast in charge of television?
—- Past Lives: Des Plaines in late December ’95
—- Song Of The Month: Lifetime Guarantee
—- Wild Card: ThreeThymmesFour